The 'Jeremy Clarkson has been at it with his assistant' story has mysteriously disappeared?

These people make me physically sick, it is a case of " don't do as I do, do as I say"! Who the hell are they anyway?, they don't impress me, and personally, I couldn't give a fig what they do as long as they don't spoil my life! Get lost the lot of the overpaid overbearing bores!